Park Pickup Lines (Not) Guaranteed to Land You a Valentine

From Park E-ventures, February 2017

Our top 10 park pickup lines are *not* guaranteed to help you land a Valentine’s Day date.

They are guaranteed to elicit a chuckle or groan from someone familiar with the Golden Gate National Parks and/or the Conservancy. For the uninitiated, they’re guaranteed to produce a blank stare.

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  • Inescapable
  • Broom
  • Chaparrel
  • Endangered Species
  • Hawk
  • Forever
  • Oak
  • Propagate
  • Snake
  • Weed Wrench

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