María-Jose Carreño Quiñones

Once upon a time, in the whimsical world of big red noses and oversized shoes, there lived a clown named Wobblesworth the Woeful. Wobblesworth's life story was a rollercoaster of hilarity and heartache, with more pratfalls and seltzer spills than any clown memoir had ever seen.

Born with a rubber chicken in one hand and a tear-soaked handkerchief in the other, young Wobblesworth had a knack for turning every joyful moment into a side-splitting sob. His first word was "wah-haha" instead of "mama," and his baby rattle had tiny, tinkling bells that seemed to chime, "Cheer up!" He was a clown prodigy, but with a perpetual rain cloud following him wherever he went.

In clown college, Wobblesworth's performances brought tears to the eyes of his audience—literally! His iconic act involved attempting the world's saddest pie-throwing routine, where instead of laughter, the audience erupted into uncontrollable weeping. Critics hailed it as a comedic masterpiece, even though Wobblesworth often found himself stuck in the aftermath, knee-deep in whipped cream and regret.

Wobblesworth's journey through the laughter and tears of the circus world was a topsy-turvy adventure. He once tried a career change as a "happy" mime, but his invisible box would inevitably collapse, leaving him trapped in an imaginary dungeon of despair. Despite the ups and downs, Wobblesworth's biography remains a tale of resilience, proving that even a clown with a perpetually drooping balloon hat can find humor in the most tragic of circus mishaps.