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Milan Vojnovič

Title: "Worm Whisperer: The Curious Life of Wiggly Wanda"

In the quiet countryside of Bugsville, there lived a woman named Wanda Wigglesworth, whose dreams were anything but ordinary. Wanda was born with an uncanny fascination for all things wiggly, squiggly, and wriggly, which she lovingly referred to as her "wormish wonder."

Chapter 1: Early Signs of Worm Obsession

As a child, Wanda's room was adorned with posters of earthworms and glow-in-the-dark plastic worms dangling from her ceiling. While other kids were reading fairy tales, Wanda was deep into worm encyclopedias, learning about the secret lives of these soil-dwelling creatures.

Chapter 2: School Days and Earthworms

Her school reports were legendary, with titles like "The Intricate World of Earthworm Dating" and "The Underground Society of Worm Tunnels." During show-and-tell, she'd proudly display her prized pet worm, Sir Squiggles, who had a penchant for high-stakes games of worm poker.

Chapter 3: The Worm Whisperer Emerges

Wanda's dreams reached new heights when she discovered the mythical art of "worm whispering." She claimed to have conversations with worms, discussing their deepest hopes and dreams. According to her, they were a highly philosophical bunch, always pondering the meaning of life in the soil.

Chapter 4: The Grand Worm Symposium

Wanda decided to share her wormish wisdom with the world by organizing the first-ever Grand Worm Symposium. Experts from all over Bugsville gathered to discuss topics like "Worms and the Universe" and "Worm Poetry: Haikus from the Underground."

Chapter 5: The Great Worm Migration

But Wanda's crowning achievement was the Great Worm Migration. She led an expedition to guide a massive colony of earthworms to a "better life" on the other side of the garden. It was an epic journey filled with miniature wagons, worm-sized passports, and even a tiny worm anthem.

Chapter 6: Legacy of the Worm Dreamer

Wanda Wigglesworth's dream of being a worm, in spirit if not in form, brought laughter and wonder to the hearts of Bugsville's inhabitants. Her biography is a testament to the power of dreams, no matter how unconventional they may be. Today, Wanda's legacy lives on in the laughter of children who marvel at the mysterious and marvelous world of worms, thanks to the dreamer who dared to wriggle her way into their hearts.

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Parks4All: Brewfest

Enjoy an afternoon in the Presidio with tastings from local breweries on the Civil War Parade Grounds next to Presidio Tunnel Tops. The Parks Conservancy and Headlands Brewing are excited to bring you the first ever Parks4All: Brewfest on Saturday, July 29 from Noon-4 p.m.:

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